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2 the meta retards (5)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-13 05:21 [Del]

You are 100% out of the loop regarding the textboard. Reluctantly, politicspammer appears to have died last week, the board is not broken, and politicspammer is a well-known presence on libertarian and sports websites that confounds anons, qanons, sports fans, and staff alike, which you might know if you bother to plug his sayings into a search engine before you play gossip mogul on /meta/. Fucking succubis bathroom chan this place is.

2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-13 05:22 [Del]

Research. That's all.

3 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-14 21:59 [Del]

why the fuck would I ever bother googling some schizobabble that has nothing to do with the thread I'm reading? Why should I know some "well know" presence from "libertarian and sports websites"? Go suck a dick faggot.

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5 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-17 09:54 [Del]

Calm down. Being able to recognize spam is like being able to recognize copypasta. Any user worth his salt should know a bot when he sees one.

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Shiichan Installation (2)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-16 17:30 [Del]

Does anybody have any idea on how to install shiichan on a free hosting service e.g. 000webhost?

I get this error when I'm trying to run admin.php on my website:

Fatal error: Cannot re-assign $this in /storage/ssd3/865/11605865/public_html/admin.php on line 557

Explain and please give a solution to it. I am totally a newfag.

2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-17 09:30 [Del]

You could try asking on which is the only place I’m aware of that uses shiichan. I doubt you’ll get a reply; sorry I can’t be of more help.

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Post link to wizcord please (6)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-15 15:24 [Del]

I feel lonely.

2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-16 01:58 [Del] is where u need to be anon

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4 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-16 08:13 [Del]

that imageboard is empty and has 3DPD

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6 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-16 14:17 [Del]

who the fuck are you, this is my OP. Don't ruin it. Some people here do feel lonely and long for a friend.

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Regret (24)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-06 18:24 [Del]

Do you regret how your life turned out? Why or why not?

The only thing I regret is my complacency when I was younger and a general lack of motivation.

15 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-09 08:52 [Del]

This is true. You don't have any choice from the start whatsoever. Just an illusion of it. You can't even choose if you want to be born, you just forced to exist. How can you regret that? You can't change it. Outcome would be the same, but even more shittier than it is now.

16 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-11 08:00 [Del]

I regret that I should've studied harder when I was at middle school. I always think that if I did, I would've been able to go to a more decent school, have more decent friends, and have a better job than I currently have(although I'm quite content with my current one). But >>6 might be right, there are those lucky fucks born to have a happy life from the start while the others gets the opposite fate.

17 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-11 09:22 [Del]

The only thing I regret is not getting diagnosed with autism sooner than I did

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19 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 06:56 [Del]

This. I couldn't have done it any differently, so why regret?

20 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 06:58 [Del]

But, almost every purchase i've ever made has been regretted. This should inform future purchases, but it won't if everything is working as it should.

21 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 12:48 [Del]

Yes, I regret my life. I think I could have been happier if I understood the things I do now back then and still had chances to become a different person. I mostly regret never getting close to anyone in my life and therefore having a life absent of many experiences. But whatever, shit happens. All you can do is go forward.

22 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 23:46 [Del]

In many ways yes, I couldn't have dreamt up a more meaningless, bizarre and frequently humdrum existence if I tried barring some crippling injury. It could be worse I suppose, but that mantra becomes exceedingly tiring after a while.

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24 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-16 12:22 [Del]

I only regret not killing those fucks while i still could. I'm speaking metaphorically since I'm legally obliged to say that on this FBI monitored site. Know how they maintain website costs? by whistleblowing potential school shooters, there are many white male virgins here

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Why are there so many assholes on wizardchan? (15)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2016-03-28 11:01 [Del]

I mean come on! I used to care about my fellow wizards once in a time, now it feels like I want strangle them all. Feels like the entire site has been filled with hostile aggressive cunts who attack posts and anons. Why the cold hostility?

6 Name: Anonymage : 2016-04-02 23:10 [Del]

1-the influx of new users
2-boredom, people run out of stuff to talk about, so they argue just for the sake of arguing till things escalate

7 Name: Anonymage : 2016-05-04 23:12 [Del]

The hostility does not come from outsiders. The hostility comes from the mentality that the site is full of outsiders.
If you think who you're talking to came straight from elsewhere, the reaction is going to be hostility; "Get the fuck out /cow/ invader" and that's what happens.

Especially since there ARE outsiders. If they see you acting hostile they'll copy you. Treat other posters like how you'd treat a wizard, even if you suspect they may not be one.

The non-wizard infiltration philosophy is like this: They don't belong here, but they know it and so will leave to go somewhere else. If they can't get any enjoyment out of trolling wizards they'll leave.

8 Name: Anonymage : 2016-11-10 11:45 [Del]

If there's an asshole on Wizchan that's making low quality posts or troll posts, feel free to report it for rule 4.

If you're having a conversation and they become belligerent, you can always just stop talking to them and explain that they need to calm down to continue the conversation.

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10 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-09 20:22 [Del]


>The non-wizard infiltration philosophy is like this: They don't belong here, but they know it and so will leave to go somewhere else. If they can't get any enjoyment out of trolling wizards they'll leave.

(They) must be succubi and chads. Any man that's not Don Juan can come here and fit in with the antisocial, depressed, or hobby atmosphere and conveniently ignore the fact that he lost his virginity just cause it's something he doesn't care about RIGHT NOW. And you're never going to convince the hikki-NEET exclusionary people that they aren't the only ones who belong here. There is no home for them except here. They are fighting for a home and people do not just get bored and leave as long as there's something for them to do here.

11 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-09 20:24 [Del]

But they get drowned out by people who they can't relate to but who can relate to them. Parasite normies.

12 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 09:25 [Del]

I think most of the rude comments come from 8chan users. They have got literally nothing to do but insult other because they are frustrated with some shit that nobody knows. I even feel bad for the people who unnecessarily hate , like genuinely hate , trolling is different , trolling is not hate , but you know some retards just like to spread hate . Come on look at 8chan and the racism , murders , contact leaks , extreme content. Guys in here (WizChan) are not like those hateful,stupid & racist people.
Do not worry they wont be here very long because the hateful image board is coming back as 8kun.

13 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 14:26 [Del]

>>12 I hope they got nuked again tbh. Pol are very cancerous and always ruined the host they infested.

14 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 02:11 [Del]

I try to have patience and remember that the world is coming apart at the seams. People are being driven crazy, everyone reacts differently to the pressures they're exposed to. Some people can't handle it and need outlets to relieve that pressure and internet aggression can be one of them. It's not a choice I respect, but one I can understand. Malicious people are applying these pressures in very organized ways, literally trying to make people crazy and hostile and angry all the time. When someone is a giant aggressive asshole to me for no reason, I just think to myself, oh, this person is in pain, they are suffering, and then I just disengage with a sense of pity and remorse at the state of things. I reserve my hatred for the elites who are responsible for creating such a dystopia.

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Piano Beginner .... (6)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 09:14 [Del]

I just bought a piano with 88 keys. I have always wanted to play piano . The question is can I learn to play it on my own?
Or Should I take classes? I'm pretty good with learning stuff on my own. I want to play like a professional. Any advice?

2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 14:35 [Del]

If you want to play like a professional you need at least some lessons, especially if you are new to music. A good teacher can accelerate your learning an stop you from developing bad habits early on.

3 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 02:31 [Del]

If you can, take the classes.

4 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 07:58 [Del]

Just take the classes.

5 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 10:08 [Del]

Sell the piano and give up.

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addictions (18)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2016-07-25 18:48 [Del]

I have successfully replaced my addiction for sugary soft drinks with brewed tea. It didn't take too long, it feels really good drinking hot tea. I bought an electric water boiler and I brew hot tea to drink everyday now. Drinking tea makes me so much more relaxed.

How are you dealing with your addictions?

9 Name: Anonymage : 2018-01-11 10:46 [Del]


Stop trying to kill a fellow wizard.

10 Name: Anonymage : 2018-01-13 15:34 [Del]

I'm addicted to depressingly comfy music like "Architects - All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us." In addition to depressing anime, movies, and research topics.

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12 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-09 21:33 [Del]

Chai tea.. It would be great to drink on an oftentimes basis. The same cup gets used for years without being washed, with the coffee, but the milk and the sugar makes mealy stains that must be washed each week

13 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 08:29 [Del]

I am addicted to cold chocolate milkshake...i drink it like 5 times has to be really chilled

14 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 08:29 [Del]

I am addicted to cold chocolate milkshake...i drink it like 5 times has to be really chilled

15 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-12 02:42 [Del]

A live text only chatroom for wizards, by wizards. Feel free to join and discuss with us on Discord.

16 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-12 02:42 [Del]

A live text only chatroom for wizards, by wizards. Feel free to join and discuss with us on Discord.

17 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-14 22:14 [Del]


Okay, I guess I'll be the first one to say drugs then. Only weed though, and by god being addicted to weed is so much better than the alternative. I should know I've done both and I much prefer to live as a weed addict. My quality of life is much better.

The only problems come when I can't take T breaks and it becomes less effective but then I still can't stop because I can still get high if I just do large amounts. Then I end up spending all my money. I'm about to run out of weed and I'm all out of money from my last little stint as a wage slave. I'm not sure I will survive running out tbh. Before I got my medical card I was really on the verge of suicide in the way where it was a struggle to resist the impulse. I would spend literally all day doing nothing else but thinking about suicide and going through various scenarios in my mind. With weed I can live life as an internet addict in peace as long as my parents continue to support me.

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It's tough to stop masturbating (16)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2016-03-16 22:57 [Del]

I don't notice just how much sex is thrown everywhere until I try to ignore it. On TV, in advertisements, the way people dress, on the internet, everywhere. It's as if everything is designed to arouse you.

It's tough to even browse image boards. Seems like every other thread has some erotic picture or text. Why does everyone want me to masturbate? I want peace. I'm tired of my brain being manipulated by arousal. But it seems like to attain that peace, I'd have to give up everything I enjoy. Because everything is constantly shoving sex in my face and saying "Hey, get horny!"

I can't just give up the internet, what else will I do all day? But it seems like the worse offender. Part of my says to give in, just masturbate the day away, it's who I am. But I know that's not true, that's my addicted brain just trying to get another quick fix. Funny how it's so difficult. Not masturbating is literally NOT DOING SOMETHING, which should be easier than DOING SOMETHING.

7 Name: Anonymage : 2016-03-24 01:17 [Del]

Has anyone tried some sort of physical chastity device or perhaps a chemical one?

8 Name: Anonymage : 2016-03-24 07:09 [Del]

>Has anyone tried some sort of physical chastity device or perhaps a chemical one?

Physical devices won't work if you've ever had a fetish for it. Like me. I tried them in the past for that purpose, but they never fit. Either they were too loose and just slid off, or they were too tight and made my testicles inflate and get purple.

As for chemical, I don't know, that sounds kinda dangerous. Couldn't that mess with the balance of hormones in your body?

9 Name: Anonymage : 2016-03-27 16:09 [Del]

There are certain tea's that lower sex drives. I remember reading about it once. I should probably get one but im kind of afraid since masturbation is one of the only things I enjoy.

As others in this thread have stated. Keep yourself distracted. Also limit the amount of time between when you go to bed and when you go to sleep. I hate it when I'm going to bed and I end up edging for an hour.

10 Name: Anonymage : 2016-03-28 00:11 [Del]

I've been trying to quit porn and masturbate less for 9 years straight, holy shit. I just want to get down to once a week, but every time I get the itch (usually before day 3), I go for it, and then feel exhausted and shitty about it. It's crazy

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12 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-09 13:14 [Del]

When i stop masturbating ...i get wet dreams & that is how the nofap goes to shit

13 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 09:27 [Del]

>>11 bro whats that got to do with masturbation?

14 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 02:19 [Del]

Why would you want to stop? Masturbating is one of the few sources of legitimate pleasure for me. I always count myself as fortunate when I can muster the sexual arousal to complete the act.

15 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 10:10 [Del]

i agree with that. Furthermore the act of abstaining only makes me think about it more rendering the exercise not just pointless but counterproductive.

16 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-13 05:25 [Del]

I felt the same about sugar when an anonymage posted about ill effects of it once and I tried going a month without having any. Sugar, sex, profanities against parents. We are living in Babylon.

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Anhedonia (17)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-05 18:30 [Del]

Does anyone else have near complete anhedonia here? Do you guys have any recommendations for things that could be enjoyable, or anything that can help my anhedonia?

8 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-05 22:21 [Del]

I've seen Mario Maker, it does look comfy. It's good to know that it is as comfy as it looks. How does it compare to romhacks though?

9 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-05 22:34 [Del]

Not that wizzie here, but as far as I know Mario Maker is really, really limited. It has a few cool features like changing the graphics with a press of a button and ways to assist you in making sure the levels are completable if you're making something super hard, but in general romhacks and Super Mario Bros X editor have way more features, and most likely way more quality content too.

10 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-06 03:49 [Del]

I recommend buying one large dose of LSD on one of the deep web markets. Not for some "deep" realizations or anything, but it could knock you out of your thinking patterns and help you see life anew again. Just make sure it's a large enough dose and you are in a quiet place and are not expecting anything spiritual or meaningful. You might find it helps a lot with being interested in things. Just don't start doing small doses daily or anything, just once and then not again.

11 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-08 05:18 [Del]

I have it. I don't even enjoy things such as lifting, anime, or video games any more.

12 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-08 07:42 [Del]

Try playing some of the old crpgs (mostly Arcanum, Baldurs Gate, Planescape: Torment and some more) they are pretty comfortable and immersive.

13 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-08 11:08 [Del]

Arcanum is really good (if you forget about the combat, and boring dungeon), but it has a lot of performance issue with mordern OS.

14 Name: Anonymage : 2016-02-14 18:27 [Del]

>Does anyone else have near complete anhedonia here? Do you guys have any recommendations for things that could be enjoyable, or anything that can help my anhedonia?

Yeah I am like this OP. My only recommendation is to eat a well-rounded diet, exercise lots, cut yourself lots, and scream.

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16 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 07:03 [Del]

It's trite as hell, but brightening my surroundings and watching cartoons has helped a lot. I make an effort to walk at least a couple hundred feet out of my bedroom and view a new release or live television event on the livingroom big-screen along with a proper breakfast at least once a month. It puts me in a more dynamic state of mind.

17 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 12:04 [Del]

The only thing that works for me is weed. I suspect adderall would be more effective but I can't get a prescription for that.

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current emotion (7)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-06 00:56 [Del]

>tfw I feel hungry but it's too late for me to go get something to eat
>only thing I can eat without waking up my family and pissing them off is some candy that's been sitting in my drawer
>if I eat candy I won't go to sleep
>but I'll have to eat candy otherwise my stomach will keep hurting

2 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-06 01:00 [Del]

Sleep is for normalfags, eat the candy.

3 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-06 01:13 [Del]

i ate some candy and now i feel kind of sick, bros...

4 Name: Anonymage : 2015-10-06 01:16 [Del]



You keep talking like that and I'll be the one that wants to puke.

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7 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-11 02:29 [Del]

"Word on the street is, coffee curves the appetite. Rumor also has it that although caffeinated coffee can suppress your appetite, if you’re looking to lose weight, you may be better off sticking to decaf, but you didn’t hear it from me."

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