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Ctas are so silly! (29)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 15:36 [Del]

They don't seem to learn a thing from regular scolding, but if you accidentally hit them with the door once, or bang on a pan when you are putting pots and pans away they will be afraid of the same situations for years!

Post anything silly that your cats have done lately

20 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 15:41 [Del]

lol

21 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 15:41 [Del]

>>19
C C C COMBO BREAKER

22 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 15:54 [Del]

>>21
Nice

23 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 15:55 [Del]

>>2
>>3
Maybe he is just tired? You don't always want to play with napkin when you are tired, maybe even be annoyed when somebody try it, but you will definitely snuggle to sleep happily.

24 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 17:00 [Del]

People just give up in police states.

Why do anything if you're just going to get arrested, the government can take your property, and everything you buy or can be invented will be used to enslave you?

Will the elites, politicians, and Gestapo be so eager to support tyranny if they end up dead in a ditch?

25 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:02 [Del]

Last night we had fried potatoes for dinner and nobody cleaned them up. So I fed some of the scraps to my Ray-Cat-a-Quarter-Shine-Girl cat, female, pregnant. And she was trying to eat, but a certain James cat, observing her from a distance, came up to her and sniffed deeply up her butt because he's not been neutered yet and she's not been neutered yet. And she is so offended she walks away from the scraps. I scoop her up and put her back to the scraps. Then Walter cat, resident wizard, and owner of all territory from the toilet to the back parlor, Walter waltzes on up to Ray-Cat-a-Quarter-Shine-Girl and displaces her, sniffs the scraps for himself, and walks away. but I scooped her back up and there's no more cats around this morning so I'm happy to report that she is now happily fed on the scraps.

26 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 12:01 [Del]

Everyone laughed in 1984 because "1984" didn't happen, but who's laughing now?

Americans are obviously whistling down to the concentration camps.

Are you going to do nothing?

Are you going to say nothing?

WTF?

27 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 15:10 [Del]

>>25
Wow wow wiz. Just how big is your pregnant cat now that she's also eaten some potato scraps?

28 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 15:23 [Del]

If you are a law-abiding and responsible person who doesn't have any debt, you might totally lose respect for the government and laws if you get fined $30,000 for having an illegal flagpole.

29 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 15:49 [Del]

>>27
18 lbs now

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Spammerpunk Poetry Corner (9)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 09:25 [Del]

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the screams of terrorism, tyranny and tears! tears! Tears!! .LIBERTY

2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 09:28 [Del]

Jesus.
The NSA wire-tapping has been enough
their automated algorithms burning holes in our
constitutions and independence and flag
the flag that is burning
red like communism. .LIBERTY

3 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 09:30 [Del]

Excuse me sir
I simply have to ask
are you
are you a cop?
I know you won't
tell me anyway
since cops are even outlawed
now, but maybe
you are or maybe you aren't
Who can tell nowadays? .LIBERTY

4 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 09:35 [Del]

First they made me buy the auto insurance
and I didn't protest because I might need that some day
Then they made me buy the home owners insurance
and even though I had no home of my own, I thought, maybe I will some day, so I bought it
Then they made me buy the public crimes insurance
and the crime rate was rising, so why not?
Then they made me buy the police brutality insurance
and although I was not black, maybe it was a good idea
And then they made them buy the anti-liberty insurance
and although it made me cry, I couldn't afford not to. .LIBERTY

5 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 09:42 [Del]

They thought the war would be won with invasion forces, missiles, and biologic war
But really the war was won with just invasion forces and missiles
the kind that are made of propaganda and tyrannical lies
and not the kind that inflict mortal wounds on humans
because humans are to nations what cells are to humans
simply for sending and receiving
information, and it's
speeding up until
America has
been
ended. .LIBERTY

6 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:04 [Del]

>>3

>Psst, hey kid, wanna buy a US constitution?

7 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:59 [Del]

When the Gestapo comes to take your guns, remain silent and don't consent to a search.

Act dumb. If pressed, hint that your guns may have been lost or stolen or sold.

8 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 12:21 [Del]

>>7
Bravo

9 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 12:35 [Del]

Maybe one reason crime is low now when everything is illegal is because no one calls the police anymore.

If feeding the homeless is illegal and you feed the homeless, are you going to call the cops?

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Passwords (17)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2016-01-13 12:31 [Del]

How do you manage your passwords?
I typically use one password with minor variations for different sites. I want to use more secure passwords, but I'm just too lazy to create new ones, change all my old ones, and find a way to manage/memorize them.

I've heard some people use software to manage their passwords, but that doesn't sound safe to me.

I'd like to create my passwords based on my own system, and rather than write down the passwords, write down little puzzles to solve and figure them out. And keep that with my wallet or something.
I'm sure it'd be no match for puzzle masters and cryptologists, but I doubt those are the people who'd be stealing my wallet.

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9 Name: Anonymage : 2016-01-15 23:52 [Del]

>>7
What if Professor Layton finds it?

10 Name: Anonymage : 2016-01-17 13:25 [Del]

I use 3 passwords: one for mail, one for cryptocontainers and one for GPG passphrases.
When I register somewhere I usually use md5(domain)+<my first password>. So, site administrators theoretically are able to log into my e-mail account.

>>3

> inside a Truecrypt container

Are you really a paranoid?

11 Name: Anonymage : 2016-01-19 14:03 [Del]

As far as I am concerned every piece of software is another possible exploit vector.
So I keep passwords on a bit of paper. Nobody from the internet can hack into that. Only people near me could possibly get it. They aren't very important ones either.

12 Name: Anonymage : 2016-01-25 00:33 [Del]

I write them down in a notebook, but I only use like 4 base passwords with different variations (numbers may be different, etc) and use the password manager in Firefox because I'm fucking lazy.

I'll probably get around to changing all of them next year to random, really long strings of numbers and letters.

13 Name: Anonymage : 2016-01-27 10:17 [Del]

All my passwords follow a format.A fixed number of letters,the first letter is in uppercase plus the phone number of one of my old schools.I just try one of the combinations i always use.

14 Name: Anonymage : 2016-01-30 12:36 [Del]

Over the course of forging passwords I have developed a technique of incorporating various passwords into one, so that I have an incredible array of passwords, all based upon three core passwords. For more security I duplicate a random letter and add a random unrelated word.

15 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-14 07:20 [Del]

There is a new outrage every day.

Why politicians have not been assassinated by now is a mystery.

Government workers have sold their souls for a paycheck. How could any American not know about the Bill of Rights and be so willing to violate it?

Americans are too comfortable to rebel now because they are paralyzed with bread and circuses.

Patriots must resist today by moving abroad, buying guns, distributing ammo, holding meetings, making websites, or wearing a Nazi uniform in public.

How could the elites turn the US into a bankrupt warmongering police state and pay no price?

Be friendly and listen, but turn every conversation into a discussion about the US collapse.

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16 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:20 [Del]

Memorize a sentence u like from books and just type it in without spaces, replace 1 or 2 letters with l33tspeak. Uncrackable password = achieved.

17 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:57 [Del]

If you are a law-abiding and responsible person who doesn't have any debt, you might totally lose respect for the government and laws if you get fined $30,000 for having an illegal flagpole.

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tfw (6)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 01:18 [Del]

tfw no mod girlfriend (incubus)

2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 01:33 [Del]

Americans used to believe in morality, personal responsibility, freedom, peace, and balanced budgets.

Now Americans support immorality, welfare, tyranny, war, and debt.

When all the lines have been crossed and you don't live in democracy and you can't protest, your only options are to either pick up a gun and start a violent revolution or dropout and let your country collapse into bankruptcy.

Why can you blame the Chinese, Freemasons, or Jesuits for the US collapse, but anyone who blames the Jews gets called a racist nutjob, gets banned, gets an IRS audit, is arrested, or gets killed?

3 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 02:40 [Del]

>Why can you blame the Chinese, Freemasons, or Jesuits for the US collapse, but anyone who blames the Jews gets called a racist nutjob, gets banned, gets an IRS audit, is arrested, or gets killed?

Dude, walk into a biker bar and start blaming those fat bald chustlers for ruining America. You just blamed the jews and presumably got away with it, let's see you take on the hells angel conspiracy.

4 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 02:41 [Del]

The US used to love personal responsibility, freedom, morality, peace, and balanced budgets.

Americans are now embracing welfare, tyranny, immorality, war, and debt.

Some Americans are not adjusting well to the changes and the hypocrisy.

You just need to go outside to see the insanity. Have you noticed the panhandlers, the illegal immigrants, the cashier high on drugs, a black man using his fingers while pretending to shoot you, the homosexual in the gym shower leering at you, the white man spitting, the fat girl wearing pajamas at the supermarket, and the old lady driving slow on purpose in the parking lot talking to herself?

People living in the US would think this was normal, but Americans don’t realize how far the USA has fallen until they travel abroad.

Being a fat, tattooed single mother in Vietnam would be shameful.

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5 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:30 [Del]

tfw the brain frog has taken such a toll on you at some point in the past that you can't tell if you made posts on this board 3-4 years ago or if it's just somebody else who had the same thoughts as you, and he's probably also suffering from brain frog so nobody could ever confirm whose post it was without looking at server logs.

6 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:56 [Del]

Do Americans think living in a police state is acceptable if the rest of the world suffers under tyranny, too?

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YES (3)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:45 [Del]

If you are thinking what I am thinking. And if I am thinking what you are thinking. And I am reading what you are thinking. The answer is: Yes!! It will always be a yes!! Yes! Yes! YES!! no negative thoughts EVER

2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:53 [Del]

What is the point of this?

3 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:54 [Del]

Why have free college if taxes will be used to fund war, debt, and tyranny?

Why have high speed rail if you must get groped to use it?

Why work hard to buy a mobile phone or a car if they will be used to spy on you?

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Mods are dead. Post characters from the "miscellaneous technical" character block (U+230x-23Fx) (8)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:28 [Del]

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2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:29 [Del]

⏈ ⏈ ⏈

3 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:30 [Del]

4 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:31 [Del]

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5 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:35 [Del]


⎛⍨⎫ ⍧
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6 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:51 [Del]

The US used to have a Bill of Rights.

7 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:52 [Del]

>>6
get out of my thread

8 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:53 [Del]

Part of the reason Americans love the police state is that the government made Americans dependent on the government.

The government steals money from taxpayers to give to the lazy and outlaws feeding the homeless and starting a business.

The government bans guns so Americans must rely on the Gestapo for protection.

No one dares criticizes the government if they will lose their food stamps, Obamacare, Obamaphones, and Section 8.

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People who have had their home city featured in a 3D video game (17)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 14:13 [Del]

How does it feel?

There are lots of games with levels modeled after New York, London, Paris, Tokyo, etc. but what about lesser cities like Dublin, Reykjavik, Houston, or Vancouver?

Do you happen to live in one of the smaller cities, and how did it feel to play in a level modeled after places you are familiar with?

Unfortunately I don't know of any levels modeled after my home city even though it's sometimes mentioned in games just because it's fairly iconic. But I have played in some levels of cities that I traveled to after playing, and it's kind of eary to stand in the same place you have played levels. Alternatively, actually going to Las Vegas one time has completely ruined Las Venturas for me so I can't play it without feeling depressed that it's not as realistic as Vegas.

8 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 16:06 [Del]

>>7
No. It's not Philly and I'm not going to tell you even if you were right.

9 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 16:28 [Del]

Oddly enough, the only one based on my hometown is an interactive fiction game that the author based on her hometown (also mine). It was strange to come across it, but like >>2 says, levels are always shaved down so they don't feel like the real territory.

10 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 16:59 [Del]

Americans look forward to the stock market crash because they think that they'll be able to buy homes cheaply.

Americans don't realize that when the US Ponzi economy collapses, ATM cards won't work, banks will close, companies will shut, cash will be worthless, the water and electricity won't work, there will be no government workers to transfer titles, there will be roving mobs of starving people, and there will be no police to protect property.

11 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 18:04 [Del]

No i've never seen my home town in a video game. It only has a few tens thousands of people. There was one set in a major city in the same country and i think the developers were going for a representation of the whole country thru the city (because the map doesn't look very much like the real one). I even found a house that looks just like my own.

12 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 00:02 [Del]

Part of the reason Americans love the police state is that the government made Americans dependent on the government.

The government steals money from taxpayers to give to the lazy and outlaws feeding the homeless and starting a business.

The government bans guns so Americans must rely on the Gestapo for protection.

No one dares criticizes the government if they will lose their food stamps, Obamacare, Obamaphones, and Section 8.

13 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:25 [Del]

Yes. There is quite a few games set in Osaka, but I dont go into town enough to know much about that. Sorry.

14 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:27 [Del]

>>3
Sounds comy, wiz

15 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:33 [Del]

>>11
Sounds comfy, wiz

16 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:01 [Del]

>>14
No. It's the opposite of comfy. It's disorienting and kind of sick.

17 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:53 [Del]

Hong Kong and France have no guns, but are protesting tyranny.

The US has guns, but does nothing about tyranny.

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Anyone gaming right now? (6)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:36 [Del]

Whachu playin on /wiz/?

2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:37 [Del]

Fortnite Battle Royale right now

3 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:40 [Del]

>>2
What pathetic shit taste you have, my wiz

4 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 10:46 [Del]

>>3
How about you?

5 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:38 [Del]

My project until the end of October is training a Claydol to level 100 in Pokémon Emerald. I always wanted to use one, but never tried it until this month.

6 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:50 [Del]

One wonders if US wars lead to terrorism, refugees, debt, and tyranny.

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Epic moments from television history (16)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 13:43 [Del]

When they said nigger faggot on an SNL sketch

7 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 16:57 [Del]

You know the US is doomed when Americans would rather attack those who defend freedom instead of criticizing the government that is enslaving them.

8 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 17:11 [Del]

>>6
Do they have a television show? Does that count if they don't?

Americans scream that they want instant access to thousands of different kind of media content through the web but they don't realize that they are also giving tighter control to content producers and distributers when they embrace newer media.

Sure the web was a wild west at some point, but there is also a lot more investment in what gets by the censors which was not necessarily true of older media.

Television has a high bar of entry, but all media before television and radio was probably easier to get into than internet, even if it's so easy to get into internet.

Anyway, at some point there's going to be ISP capability to ban you for life from the internet (+ the great fire wall and social credit systems already in place), which was never true of even television and radio where competition between different studios that have different values could at least book actors and voice talents that were banned by another studio.

9 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 17:12 [Del]

Americans scream that the internet is free and gives access to platforms, but one wonders if this is really true, or just wishful thinking from within the black iron prison.

10 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 17:54 [Del]

>SNL

Reminds me of a classic Matt Foley sketch

>You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to jack squat!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river.

11 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 18:11 [Del]

>>10
Matt Foley dying live on SNL and they have a media blackout and pretend after the fact that it had not occurred on television and now they're even removing evidence of the whole death. I am sure that in five years it's going to come out that Matt Foley has given birth to some heiress and is now transgender and the fact that he died in 1989 will be just a mandela effect.

12 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 19:16 [Del]

>>11
ffs, I just looked it up and now Matt Foley is apparently known as "Chris Farley" like the Family Guy character. What the hell?

13 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 19:29 [Del]

>>11
One wonders if the mandela effect is not actual dimensional rifts, but simply competing narratives made between medium cycles. Like, in the television world it was Looney Toons but when the internet comes around The Internet changes it to become Looney Tunes as a way of asserting media dominance.

14 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 23:58 [Del]

The US used to have a Bill of Rights.

15 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:49 [Del]

>"Epic X of Y"

Why do people do this? I am so sick of the word "epic"

16 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:50 [Del]

Americans scream dogs in restaurants are unsafe, but then Americans turn around and say seeing-eye dogs in restaurants are just fine.

China says drugstores selling food is dangerous, but drugstores in the US sell food without problems.

Americans say that they love the police state, but when Americans travel to Communist shitholes like Vietnam, Americans are happy to drink in public.

Americans swear airlines would have a vested interest in crashing their planes if airlines were not regulated, but regulated airplanes still crash.

Americans insist everyone would die of food poisoning if people didn't wear a shirt in a restaurant, but people in China don't wear shirts in restaurants without a problem.

Americans scream only businesses are evil and love to pollute the environment, but the Socialist utopia in the USSR was an environmental disaster.

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suicide when (30)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2015-11-06 11:19 [Del]

that feel when you realise no one is ever going to come and save you
when nobody even fucking gives a shit.
I've surrounded myself with fucking faggots who thing about their next cheecky fucking nandos and their 'gains'.
I fucking hate it so much you know.

21 Name: Anonymage : 2015-11-11 06:45 [Del]

>no one is ever going to come and save you

Were you seriously expecting the opposite? Real life ain't like Welcome to the N.H.K. you know. There is no savior. There is no cavalry to back you up. There's only you and the cold, pitiful world around you.

Now, you can do one of two things. Try to survive as best you can and squeeze as much enjoyment out of life, scarce as it may be, or lay down and die. And no, I don't mean the latter option as an insult. Giving up is a valid choice, should you choose to take it.

22 Name: Anonymage : 2015-11-15 23:56 [Del]

OP, do you have any interests? Do you enjoy playing video games? Watching anime? Reading some books? Are you into some topic, like astronomy?

>>21
The sad truth of reality. I fucking hate this world.

23 Name: Anonymage : 2015-11-16 14:43 [Del]

Been on wizardchan since 2014. How many have actually commited suicide? 3? 4? What do you guys think?

24 Name: Anonymage : 2015-11-16 15:30 [Del]

Ya Allah!

25 Name: Anonymage : 2017-07-24 02:46 [Del]

I've been wondering recently about how long one should wait before committing suicide. One part of me answers the obvious "the sooner the better!"; another part answers more optimistically "when your ancestors are all dead". Me, I'm thinking you should go for it on an age of continuous digits. The cool thing is that someone who's 99 would have two whole years to make their decision.

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27 Name: Anonymage : 2018-05-19 06:28 [Del]

>>26
Mods

28 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-18 15:30 [Del]

Americans look forward to the stock market crash because they think that they'll be able to buy homes cheaply.

Americans don't realize that when the US Ponzi economy collapses, ATM cards won't work, banks will close, companies will shut, cash will be worthless, the water and electricity won't work, there will be no government workers to transfer titles, there will be roving mobs of starving people, and there will be no police to protect property.

29 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:45 [Del]

Okay god, I give up. Turn me into a dakimakura.

30 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-22 11:49 [Del]

Maybe one reason crime is low now when everything is illegal is because no one calls the police anymore.

If feeding the homeless is illegal and you feed the homeless, are you going to call the cops?

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