Disqualified apprentices/wizards? (12)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2016-06-13 20:39 [Del]

I have a question that no one seems to have pondered from what I've seen. I see talk about onaholes occasionally and I know they're not real pussies but doesn't having used an onahole disqualify you for being an apprentice or wizard? Or all pocket pussies? I mean they're designed to look and/or feel like the real thing and if you're fucking one then you must clearly have a desire for the real deal. I know you'll point out that they're not real but that's really about the only technicality on this issue.

2 Name: Anonymage : 2016-06-13 23:47 [Del]

I prefer imbuing my staff without them, as there are no child onaholes. Harvesting your mana from a grown thing will limit your max mana pool

3 Name: Anonymage : 2016-06-15 23:12 [Del]

>then you must clearly have a desire for the real deal.

That's the case with the most 'wizards' here, but let's go ahead and brush it off like it's not a big deal.

This place is a joke.

4 Name: Anonymage : 2016-06-16 14:58 [Del]

>>3

>That's the case with the most 'wizards' here, but let's go ahead and brush it off like it's not a big deal.

It's always been the case, this "everyone must be volcel" thing is relatively recent and half of those spouting it are doing so out of sour grapes, and though they will never admit it, they know it in their hearts.

5 Name: Anonymage : 2016-06-17 04:55 [Del]

You might as well class masturbation as making you not a wizard too since it shows you have a desire for ejaculation, which only has one purpose- to impregnate females.

The design of onaholes is only aesthtic, you can find plenty that are pretty obscure shapes- and the internal shapes of onaholes are rarely actually trying to simulate vagina. The path of the onahole is a weapon to surpass metal gear- I mean an experience to surpass and replace actual vaginas rather than just being a training tool or whatever you think it is.

6 Name: Anonymage : 2016-06-17 07:46 [Del]

>>1

>if you're fucking one then you must clearly have a desire for the real deal

No. I have no desire for the real deal. The real deal is contaminated with blood, slime, and STDs. I am not sticking my real deal inside of "the real deal." No way.

I was also going to say something about the internal design and textures, but >>5 beat me to it and did a much better job.

7 Name: Anonymage : 2016-11-18 00:32 [Del]

>>5
The fact of the matter is masturbation is still you discharging mana. The ideal wizard inclines more toward the traditional role of aescetic, monk, or sage.

8 Name: Anonymage : 2016-11-18 19:11 [Del]

so where is the feels board and irc?

9 Name: Anonymage : 2016-11-18 23:07 [Del]

>>8
Banished to the deepest reaches of hell.

10 Name: Anonymage : 2016-11-19 22:55 [Del]

>>3

No true Scotsman is a shitty argument. People aren't labels.

>>7

It depends on the individual. A wizard is simply someone who hasn't managed to have sex by age 30, nothing more.
Certainly many have lost the desire for sex long before attaining that exalted status, but not all.

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12 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-10 06:38 [Del]

As an autosexual i was seriously mulling over buying one of those tenga eggs for 3 or 4 years just cause they looked absolutely ribbed.

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