Bears (13)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2018-02-05 07:02 [Del]

Bears are basically just lazy, fat, hairy guys with no friends that walk around looking for moar food. If I was a bear, I would do the exact same thing as other bears but without fucking girl bears.

2 Name: Anonymage : 2018-02-13 06:14 [Del]

Ye bears can be wizardly, especially pandas, dont know if sloths are a species of bears tho

3 Name: Anonymage : 2018-02-13 20:18 [Del]

Sloths aren't bears.

However, there are sloth bears that live on insects in india. They are bears that look like sloths.

Sloths are pretty great in their own right, and it's a deadly sin too, haha

4 Name: Anonymage : 2018-02-14 23:35 [Del]

I was looking at a dog and some sheep today. It was a cold day, about 0 - not unusually cold for this time of year but cold enough to cause some discomfort during the day.

The dog was ok, the sheep were ok.

I was thinking about this and the thing about bears is that they are happy homeless bears. their fat and hair faciliate their laziness.

camping with all tents and shit isn't necessary,and bivvy bags and even sleeping bags are quite recent innovations.

maybe we should look into getting amazing, bear-like clothes that would permit a truly bear-like experience of being a lazy guy with no friends.

I ignore the cold pretty well, but sometimes it causes great suffering

5 Name: Anonymage : 2018-02-15 03:27 [Del]


6 Name: Anonymage : 2018-02-16 19:15 [Del]

Hibernation >>>

7 Name: Anonymage : 2018-02-18 15:33 [Del]

That is how human life would be if we weren't social and were able to build shit. Just lazing around all day, only moving when we need to get food. It is what most animals do.

8 Name: Anonymage : 2018-02-18 21:24 [Del]

I am attached to that idea.

Sleep as efficient (and often better than waking life; few things are as wonderful as lying down and dozing, ah contenting Sleep how I love her)

And I think about the low temperature and slow movement of, e.g. Greenland sharks, and I think that deep sea sharks and also giant salamanders and so on are a good model for some kinds of wizard

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10 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-14 04:32 [Del]

There's bear meat in my freezer right now.

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12 Name: Anonymage : 2019-11-09 20:28 [Del]

Yeah, but you'd have to climb trees like Tarzan and worry about big cats all the time. You'd become a paranoid schizophrenic to deal with the constant threat of fast, tree-climbing cats.

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