Unusual suicide methods (21)

1 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:14 [Del]

I've read that Chinese nobility used to commit suicide by eating a pound of salt (not to surprising since it's was very expansive).

Do you know any other strange way people used to kill themselves?

2 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:14 [Del]

i once read of a man who pulled a small tree back with a rope, tied the other end to his genitalia, and sent his junk flying to meet with Lennon across the universe.

3 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:14 [Del]

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4 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:14 [Del]

>>1
Interesting. Does anyone have any idea how that would feel like and how much pain or agony someone would go through before they died?

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9 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:15 [Del]

>>4
I've eaten food that had too much salt before, couldn't eat it.
The salt feels awful on your tongue, has a really bad taste and makes it so you can't taste anything but salt.
I can't imagine consuming an entire pound would be anything less than torture.

10 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:16 [Del]

If you live on a good white street and your neighbor is sent to prison then you might start to wonder if your neighbor is really evil or are you living in a police state.

11 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:16 [Del]

>>10
Prot-tip
If you live underground sub -200 ft you can't have neighbors that go to prison. Johnny stops marshaling past the point where he is afraid to go which is honestly dependent on soil quality and burial rights and such. My own route was to grow froglungs via careful study of tadpole growing and breathe underneath muck. Some of the lakes in this part of the country go down for miles. Now I own the whole lake. I just eat my neighbors if I don't like them. All wizards should do something like growing frog lungs or armadillo shells. You can do some really cool stuff and hide from the normos in your own dens but also having a human brain makes you easily no match for dumb herbivores.

12 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:16 [Del]

Americans scream cars must have airbags because government officials are holy gods, but what if airbags killed people?

If people are too stupid to not use crack cocaine, would people stop using crack if they did research and found out that it is illegal?

If people can eat chickens, why can't they eat dogs?

Do Americans realize that if you take freedom from others, someone can take away your freedom?

Do you think liberty is just a one-way street?

13 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:16 [Del]

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Carnivores are dumb and risk-prone though, and an will use your body to eat lights and suck joy out of it so that's why you stay out of caves and alligator or snake pits.

14 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:17 [Del]

Every day the US gets worse. We pretend everything is fine, justify things, lie to ourselves, and stay silent.

Do you think things will get better on their own?

At point will you get mad? When will you resist? What will say when the economy collapses, you get sent to the concentration camps, the civil war starts, and WWIII breaks out?

Will you feel any responsibility at all?

Are you just going to take it?

15 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:17 [Del]

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The constitution doesn't apply to non-humans. The FEMA and the gestapo v.2 actually don't have the tools to truly entrap animorphs. They are used to working with animals that don't have human brains after all. The last Americans to understand animal trial (puritans) were trapped in hell by the dutch, which consequently gives an absurd amount of freedom to shapeshifters, and I begin to wonder hmmmm, ain't it funny that reptilians are in high places now?

16 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:17 [Del]

Americans are so retarded now that they don't know what a white person is.

Does anyone think Jews, blacks, Arabs, Asians, Indians, and Mexicans are white?

Americans are so immoral now that they do not not know what immorality is.

Does anyone think smoking, tattoos, obesity, homosexuality, adultery, drugs, drinking, stealing, and murder are examples of morality?

17 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:18 [Del]

Trolling dep roleplayers by suggesting that one of the most haphazard suicide methods available next to car crash is painless and quick.

18 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:18 [Del]

The US used to have a Bill of Rights.

19 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:18 [Del]

Are you suggesting that republicanism is an unusual suicide method. We most certainly agree.

20 Name: Anonymage : 2019-10-21 03:18 [Del]

Life is a nightmare now.

You'll be wiretapped if you make a phone call and tracked by license plate readers if you drive.

If you go to a baseball game or Disneyland, you'll need to give your fingerprints, be molested, and be made to carry a microchip.

We're all slaves living in a prison.

Who would want to be born into this world?

Americans are no better than Nazis now.

The world has turned upside down now. All the rules have changed.

Clean-cut, moral Americans who were taught to love peace, hate debt, oppose Communism, be hard-working, be responsible, respect free speech, support religious freedom, defend gun rights, oppose warrantless searches, seizures, and torture must be in a state of shock to watch the USA become Socialist.

Life is meaningless now that everything is illegal, hard work is punished with taxes and regulations, laziness is rewarded with welfare, the USA has become a ghetto overrun with 3rd world immigrants, and the US is an immoral bankrupt warmongering police state.

The collapse of the USA is disgusting and shameful.

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